No, I’m totally kidding.
One thing I am sure of is that you’re here because you love Mean Girls and lust for Mad Men, and the idea of them together is so titillating you can’t look away; I’m the same.
After seeing Mean Girls, Girl World was forever changed: consoling someone when they were sick was replaced with “boo you whore,” fabulous was switched with “fetch,” and girls grabbed their boobs when there was a “30% chance it’s already raining.”
Then AMC decided to grace the earth with Mad Men and suddenly I found myself wondering WWJD- “What would Joan do?,” questioning if it’s ever too early to drink if you’re on Roger time, and daydreaming about whether I would have caught Don’s wandering eye.
In the end, if you’ve ever quoted Mean Girls, or cried during Mad Men*, you’re in the right place.
P.S. Real credit goes to Tina Fey and Gretchen’s father, the inventor of Toaster Strudel, Matthew Weiner.
(*Bonus points for both.)